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A Very Lords of the Trident Christmas

by Lords of the Trident

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Angels we have heard on high Sweetly singing o’er the plains, And the mountains in reply Echoing their joyous strains. Gloria, in excelsis Dio! Gloria, in excelsis Dio! See Him in a manger laid, Whom the choirs of angels praise; Lemmy, Halford, lend your aid, With our song of metal praise
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O come, O come, Emmanuel And ransom captive Israel That mourns in lonely exile here Until the Son of God appear Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel Shall come to thee, O Israel. O come, Thou Rod of Jesse, free Thine own from Satan's tyranny From depths of Hell Thy people save And give them victory o'er the grave Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel Shall come to thee, O Israel. O come, Thou Day-Spring, come and cheer Our spirits by Thine advent here Disperse the gloomy clouds of night And death's dark shadows put to flight. Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel Shall come to thee, O Israel.
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What child is this, who, laid to rest, On Mary's lap is sleeping? Whom angels greet with anthems sweet, While shepherds watch are keeping? This, this is Christ the King, Whom shepherds guard and angels sing: Haste, haste to bring Him laud, The babe, the son of Mary. Why lies He in such mean estate, Where ox and donkeys are feeding? Good Christians, fear, for sinners here The silent Word is pleading. Nails, spear shall pierce Him through, the cross be borne for me, for you. Hail, hail the Word made flesh, the Babe, the Son of Mary. So bring him incense, gold, and myrrh, Come, peasant, king, to own him. The King of kings salvation brings, Let loving hearts enthrone him. Raise, raise a song on high, The virgin sings her lullaby Joy, joy for Christ is born, The babe, the Son of Mary. This, this is Christ the King, Whom shepherds guard and angels sing: Haste, haste to bring Him laud, The babe, the son of Mary.
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Slutty Santa 04:30
Hey Santa baby with the high heels on Sliding down my chimney till the break of dawn I hope those cookies were not in vain show me your candy and I’ll show you my cane On Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Blitzen Santa baby you’re my number one vixen Watch me hang my mistletoe you’re my slutty, slutty Santa all around your camel toe you’re my slutty, slutty Santa Tell me Santa have I been good this year? let me fill up your stocking with my christmas cheer jingle my bells, come on BAY BAYYYY let me ride in your one horse open sleigh My yule log is greased for pleasure Frankincense is not my only treasure You’d best play nice or you’ll get nothing but coal you’re my slutty, slutty Santa Went down South at the north pole you’re my slutty, slutty Santa
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When it's time for me to go You follow me and I don't have a say against it And I wanted you to know I'm leaving you 'cause I'm sick of your fuckin' bullshit Never wanted this to be So look right now at what you've done to this situation And I wanted you to see I'll say goodbye to you now and forever Just let me be It's time I turned my back on you Now comes the day Stale and stagnant situation I'll go back to masturbation Just drive away Blastin' all your Chumbawumba and your Huey Lewis And The News What does it matter to me now You've gone away and you're still actin' suicidal And I want to let it out When I think of you, I need a fucking Midol I hope they never let you free It gives me solace to know that you're in a jail cell In the penitentiary I'll say goodbye to you now and forever...

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All of the LORDS' MAXMAS Tracks in one EP! Plus, a very special non-holiday cover of Government Zero's "Huey Lewis and the News!"

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released December 1, 2013

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Lords of the Trident Madison, Wisconsin

Lords of the Trident is the most METAL band on earth. Their metal's so pure that only diamonds can scratch it, and usually the diamonds are the ones that end up getting hurt in the end. Their amps are so loud, Manowar knocked on their door and asked them to "please turn down". ... more

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