A Very Lords of the Trident Christmas

by Lords of the Trident

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All of the LORDS' MAXMAS Tracks in one EP! Plus, a very special non-holiday cover of Government Zero's "Huey Lewis and the News!"

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released December 1, 2013

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Lords of the Trident Madison, Wisconsin

Lords of the Trident is the most METAL band on earth. Their metal's so pure that only diamonds can scratch it, and usually the diamonds are the ones that end up getting hurt in the end. Their amps are so loud, Manowar knocked on their door and asked them to "please turn down". ... more

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Track Name: Angels We Have Heard on High
Angels we have heard on high
Sweetly singing o’er the plains,
And the mountains in reply
Echoing their joyous strains.

Gloria, in excelsis Dio!
Gloria, in excelsis Dio!

See Him in a manger laid,
Whom the choirs of angels praise;
Lemmy, Halford, lend your aid,
With our song of metal praise
Track Name: O Come O Come Emmanuel
O come, O come, Emmanuel
And ransom captive Israel
That mourns in lonely exile here
Until the Son of God appear
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, Thou Rod of Jesse, free
Thine own from Satan's tyranny
From depths of Hell Thy people save
And give them victory o'er the grave
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, Thou Day-Spring, come and cheer
Our spirits by Thine advent here
Disperse the gloomy clouds of night
And death's dark shadows put to flight.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.
Track Name: What Child is This?
What child is this, who, laid to rest,
On Mary's lap is sleeping?
Whom angels greet with anthems sweet,
While shepherds watch are keeping?
This, this is Christ the King,
Whom shepherds guard and angels sing:
Haste, haste to bring Him laud,
The babe, the son of Mary.

Why lies He in such mean estate,
Where ox and donkeys are feeding?
Good Christians, fear, for sinners here
The silent Word is pleading.
Nails, spear shall pierce Him through,
the cross be borne for me, for you.
Hail, hail the Word made flesh,
the Babe, the Son of Mary.

So bring him incense, gold, and myrrh,
Come, peasant, king, to own him.
The King of kings salvation brings,
Let loving hearts enthrone him.
Raise, raise a song on high,
The virgin sings her lullaby
Joy, joy for Christ is born,
The babe, the Son of Mary.

This, this is Christ the King,
Whom shepherds guard and angels sing:
Haste, haste to bring Him laud,
The babe, the son of Mary.
Track Name: Slutty Santa
Hey Santa baby with the high heels on
Sliding down my chimney till the break of dawn
I hope those cookies were not in vain
show me your candy and I’ll show you my cane

On Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Blitzen
Santa baby you’re my number one vixen

Watch me hang my mistletoe
you’re my slutty, slutty Santa
all around your camel toe
you’re my slutty, slutty Santa

Tell me Santa have I been good this year?
let me fill up your stocking with my christmas cheer
jingle my bells, come on BAY BAYYYY
let me ride in your one horse open sleigh

My yule log is greased for pleasure
Frankincense is not my only treasure

You’d best play nice or you’ll get nothing but coal
you’re my slutty, slutty Santa
Went down South at the north pole
you’re my slutty, slutty Santa
Track Name: Huey Lewis and the News (Government Zero Cover)
When it's time for me to go
You follow me and I don't have a say against it
And I wanted you to know I'm leaving you 'cause I'm sick of your fuckin' bullshit
Never wanted this to be
So look right now at what you've done to this situation
And I wanted you to see
I'll say goodbye to you now and forever

Just let me be
It's time I turned my back on you
Now comes the day
Stale and stagnant situation
I'll go back to masturbation
Just drive away
Blastin' all your Chumbawumba
and your Huey Lewis And The News

What does it matter to me now
You've gone away and you're still actin' suicidal
And I want to let it out
When I think of you, I need a fucking Midol
I hope they never let you free
It gives me solace to know that you're in a jail cell
In the penitentiary
I'll say goodbye to you now and forever...