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IAmRevEvil I LOVE THIS SONG!!! ON MY X-MAS PLAYLIST EVERY YEAR.
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Hey Santa baby with the high heels on
Sliding down my chimney till the break of dawn
I hope those cookies were not in vain
show me your candy and I’ll show you my cane

On Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Blitzen
Santa baby you’re my number one vixen

Watch me hang my mistletoe
you’re my slutty, slutty Santa
all around your camel toe
you’re my slutty, slutty Santa

Tell me Santa have I been good this year?
let me fill up your stocking with my christmas cheer
jingle my bells, come on BAY BAYYYY
let me ride in your one horse open sleigh

My yule log is greased for pleasure
Frankincense is not my only treasure

You’d best play nice or you’ll get nothing but coal
you’re my slutty, slutty Santa
Went down South at the north pole
you’re my slutty, slutty Santa

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from A Very Lords of the Trident Christmas, released December 1, 2013

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Lords of the Trident Madison, Wisconsin

Lords of the Trident is the most METAL band on earth. Their metal's so pure that only diamonds can scratch it, and usually the diamonds are the ones that end up getting hurt in the end. Their amps are so loud, Manowar knocked on their door and asked them to "please turn down". ... more

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